Taken from a memo received at a Fortune 500 company
| To: VP, Corporate Administration |
| I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions, because this Y to K problem makes no sense to me. |
| Be that as it may, I have completed the conversion of the corporate calendar for the year 2000, per my understanding of the instructions. |
| The months now read as follow |
| Januark |
| Februark |
| March |
| April |
| Mak |
| June |
| Julk |
| etc. |
| Please let me know if there is anything else that needs to be done in preparation for the year 2000 |
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